You'll Never Look at Calamari the Same...

For the roommate who takes ridiculously long showers, I present the Squid shower holder! For $35.00, your roommate will have a blast untangling one product to the next and enjoyably increasing your water bill by slightly. Well, it is better than the television showers that are on the market! Could you imagine watching a full length feature in the shower? Prune hands for sure; you can guarantee you will be walking out of there looking like your Nana.

Plus, with Squidy's beady eyes and bright red coloring you can't but help adopt him into the family. Now, if only he can pay the rent so you can excuse your water-absorbing roomie for good. We'll keep our fingers crossed that it happens.  

For a Love that Goes Kaboom!

Candles that can't be blown out, so last year. Sparklers as candles, can you say, "death trap?" Dynamite-inspired candle sticks are where's it at. Just imagine how wonderful of a mother you will look pulling a cake out that has semi-realistic dynamite candles on it for your 2-year old son. One thing's for sure, everyone will be rushing to get through the Happy Birthday song that much quicker. 

I definitely think this is a crafty, hilarious gift to be given boyfriend to girlfriend, vice versa, or maybe to a sadistic friend of yours. These $6.99 dynamite candles from Perpetual Kid are sure to bring the laughs, screams, and big birthday boy/girl puffs. Nobody wants to see what happens when the sparkler goes down-- just in case.

Okay, GirlGiftFinder is off to look at same ancient, shiny gifts at the museum. Hint to the wise, you can never go wrong with gold.  

 

My Apologies, GirlGiftFinder has been Mucho Busy

My deepest apologies for leaving you too long without any great gift ideas. You see I got employed (woo hoo!) as a copywriter for this new daily deal site called SaverTime (it launches mid-April). And have been rigorously writing to get it all up and ready in time.

Okay so let's get back to finding your loved ones that perfect gift they will love, since birthdays are sort of an annual thing.   

O la la! Gift this elegant Poodles for a classy friend who always seems to have Paris on the mind. <cough> me<cough> Salt-N-Pepa shakers never looked so pompously adorable. Only $48 at Jonathan Adler to give some much needed puppy-charm to any dining room table. "Shake it like, a Poodle Salt Shaker!"

On a side note, a family friend has a white Poodle, literally the smartest dog I have ever played with. She would leave the room, you would hide her toy, tell her to come back into the room and look for her toy. That poodle would sniff it out of anywhere- couch, magazines, behind the TV! Girl was gifted or had x-ray vision, not 100% sure.