You'll Never Look at Calamari the Same...

For the roommate who takes ridiculously long showers, I present the Squid shower holder! For $35.00, your roommate will have a blast untangling one product to the next and enjoyably increasing your water bill by slightly. Well, it is better than the television showers that are on the market! Could you imagine watching a full length feature in the shower? Prune hands for sure; you can guarantee you will be walking out of there looking like your Nana.

Plus, with Squidy's beady eyes and bright red coloring you can't but help adopt him into the family. Now, if only he can pay the rent so you can excuse your water-absorbing roomie for good. We'll keep our fingers crossed that it happens.  

My Apologies, GirlGiftFinder has been Mucho Busy

My deepest apologies for leaving you too long without any great gift ideas. You see I got employed (woo hoo!) as a copywriter for this new daily deal site called SaverTime (it launches mid-April). And have been rigorously writing to get it all up and ready in time.

Okay so let's get back to finding your loved ones that perfect gift they will love, since birthdays are sort of an annual thing.   

O la la! Gift this elegant Poodles for a classy friend who always seems to have Paris on the mind. <cough> me<cough> Salt-N-Pepa shakers never looked so pompously adorable. Only $48 at Jonathan Adler to give some much needed puppy-charm to any dining room table. "Shake it like, a Poodle Salt Shaker!"

On a side note, a family friend has a white Poodle, literally the smartest dog I have ever played with. She would leave the room, you would hide her toy, tell her to come back into the room and look for her toy. That poodle would sniff it out of anywhere- couch, magazines, behind the TV! Girl was gifted or had x-ray vision, not 100% sure.

Cozy Kitty

Every cat deserves this cute, little nook to rest their eyes and dream of Mice Popsicles this season. I'm not going to lie here, I am not the biggest fan of cats; more of a dog lover, lucky for me, dogs come in kitten sizes nowadays. This cabin would be oh-so-cute for a miniature chihuahua, Yorkshire, or pig. Paris Hilton, here's looking at you and your thousands of pets.

Purchase this cardboard cabin at ModCloth to give your kitty the must-needed vacation time he or she deserves (you know cause being a cat and laying around all day is hard work).

On a personal note, I had a cat growing up; he was the most selfish pet on the planet. If he were alive today, he would walk into this spacious cabin and snobbishly purr, "eh, but where's the fireplace?" Bitch.