You'll Never Look at Calamari the Same...

For the roommate who takes ridiculously long showers, I present the Squid shower holder! For $35.00, your roommate will have a blast untangling one product to the next and enjoyably increasing your water bill by slightly. Well, it is better than the television showers that are on the market! Could you imagine watching a full length feature in the shower? Prune hands for sure; you can guarantee you will be walking out of there looking like your Nana.

Plus, with Squidy's beady eyes and bright red coloring you can't but help adopt him into the family. Now, if only he can pay the rent so you can excuse your water-absorbing roomie for good. We'll keep our fingers crossed that it happens.  

For a Love that Goes Kaboom!

Candles that can't be blown out, so last year. Sparklers as candles, can you say, "death trap?" Dynamite-inspired candle sticks are where's it at. Just imagine how wonderful of a mother you will look pulling a cake out that has semi-realistic dynamite candles on it for your 2-year old son. One thing's for sure, everyone will be rushing to get through the Happy Birthday song that much quicker. 

I definitely think this is a crafty, hilarious gift to be given boyfriend to girlfriend, vice versa, or maybe to a sadistic friend of yours. These $6.99 dynamite candles from Perpetual Kid are sure to bring the laughs, screams, and big birthday boy/girl puffs. Nobody wants to see what happens when the sparkler goes down-- just in case.

Okay, GirlGiftFinder is off to look at same ancient, shiny gifts at the museum. Hint to the wise, you can never go wrong with gold.  

 

My Apologies, GirlGiftFinder has been Mucho Busy

My deepest apologies for leaving you too long without any great gift ideas. You see I got employed (woo hoo!) as a copywriter for this new daily deal site called SaverTime (it launches mid-April). And have been rigorously writing to get it all up and ready in time.

Okay so let's get back to finding your loved ones that perfect gift they will love, since birthdays are sort of an annual thing.   

O la la! Gift this elegant Poodles for a classy friend who always seems to have Paris on the mind. <cough> me<cough> Salt-N-Pepa shakers never looked so pompously adorable. Only $48 at Jonathan Adler to give some much needed puppy-charm to any dining room table. "Shake it like, a Poodle Salt Shaker!"

On a side note, a family friend has a white Poodle, literally the smartest dog I have ever played with. She would leave the room, you would hide her toy, tell her to come back into the room and look for her toy. That poodle would sniff it out of anywhere- couch, magazines, behind the TV! Girl was gifted or had x-ray vision, not 100% sure.

Not Too Late for a Fake Winter NYE

If your only seeing rain, order some Insta-Snow to make your holidays (or NYE) more authentic. The kids will love this fake snow to have a fake snow fight with. I have one question, does it taste like snow?

Also, even with fake snow, if it's yellow, let it mellow (aka don't touch). Reindeer have to pee somewhere, just kidding, it's Santa's loaded bladder from all that milk he drank yesterday.

I kid, I kid. Get this snow to create a magical winter wonderland for the kids, or the romantic in your life. I haven't tested this product out personally, so send all your hate mail somewhere else if it does not come out wonderfully.

Think Playing Golf is Hard; This is Harder

Even Tiger Woods would have a hard time with this Golf Globe. The Challenge? Put the golfball on the tee. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong, so hard to do!

An old coworker owned this game, and he admitted to never being able to complete the challenge.

Spoiler Alert: One person was able to do it (I wasn't there so I'm not in total belief of this story) by flipping it over and back as swiftly as possible.

Good luck, sport fanatics!

Willa Wonka Would Be Proud. For the Augustus Gloop In Your Life

This gigantic gummy bear, brought to you by Vat19, is sure to delight any fan of Willa Wonka, food, and/or laughing. It weighs half a pound (like a small delicious baby) and is 4 inches tall, not including the handy dandy stick that makes it easy to devour.

Christmas might be over, but this gummy bear is the best kind of birthday gift-- funny and delicious. Pineapple flavor would be my preference. Yes, I'm that girl that eats all the white gummy bears from the candy dish. Astro is an amazing idea: two bites of cherry until you work your way to green apple, definitely for the adventurist types.

Buy a ton to fill up your favorite peacock candy dish. Ha ha!

The Stapler, IT'S ALIVE!

MUUUUUHAHAHA!!!

Liven up your office space with InAnimate Stickers for lots of laughs. With only $4 dollars, you get 2 sheets of eyes, noses, mouths for mugs, staplers, tape dispensers,etc.

Can you imagine all the story telling you can distract yourself with? "I'm sorry I can't work right now because my stapler, Stanley, refuses to be anywhere near my tape dispenser, Tammy, because she flirted with my scissors, Sean." DRAMA!

Now you don't need to call in sick or stay unemployed to watch daytime soap operas; instead kill your stapler then bring back your stapler as your mug's brother he never knew he had who is also married to the sexy calculator who slept with his brother mug while he was fake dead. Already confused? Yea, me too! Just go with the flow. Also, makes a great gift for a coworker with a great sense of humor.