Not Too Late for a Fake Winter NYE

If your only seeing rain, order some Insta-Snow to make your holidays (or NYE) more authentic. The kids will love this fake snow to have a fake snow fight with. I have one question, does it taste like snow?

Also, even with fake snow, if it's yellow, let it mellow (aka don't touch). Reindeer have to pee somewhere, just kidding, it's Santa's loaded bladder from all that milk he drank yesterday.

I kid, I kid. Get this snow to create a magical winter wonderland for the kids, or the romantic in your life. I haven't tested this product out personally, so send all your hate mail somewhere else if it does not come out wonderfully.

Think Playing Golf is Hard; This is Harder

Even Tiger Woods would have a hard time with this Golf Globe. The Challenge? Put the golfball on the tee. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong, so hard to do!

An old coworker owned this game, and he admitted to never being able to complete the challenge.

Spoiler Alert: One person was able to do it (I wasn't there so I'm not in total belief of this story) by flipping it over and back as swiftly as possible.

Good luck, sport fanatics!

Willa Wonka Would Be Proud. For the Augustus Gloop In Your Life

This gigantic gummy bear, brought to you by Vat19, is sure to delight any fan of Willa Wonka, food, and/or laughing. It weighs half a pound (like a small delicious baby) and is 4 inches tall, not including the handy dandy stick that makes it easy to devour.

Christmas might be over, but this gummy bear is the best kind of birthday gift-- funny and delicious. Pineapple flavor would be my preference. Yes, I'm that girl that eats all the white gummy bears from the candy dish. Astro is an amazing idea: two bites of cherry until you work your way to green apple, definitely for the adventurist types.

Buy a ton to fill up your favorite peacock candy dish. Ha ha!

The Stapler, IT'S ALIVE!

MUUUUUHAHAHA!!!

Liven up your office space with InAnimate Stickers for lots of laughs. With only $4 dollars, you get 2 sheets of eyes, noses, mouths for mugs, staplers, tape dispensers,etc.

Can you imagine all the story telling you can distract yourself with? "I'm sorry I can't work right now because my stapler, Stanley, refuses to be anywhere near my tape dispenser, Tammy, because she flirted with my scissors, Sean." DRAMA!

Now you don't need to call in sick or stay unemployed to watch daytime soap operas; instead kill your stapler then bring back your stapler as your mug's brother he never knew he had who is also married to the sexy calculator who slept with his brother mug while he was fake dead. Already confused? Yea, me too! Just go with the flow. Also, makes a great gift for a coworker with a great sense of humor.

For the Fashionista Coworker...Diamond Push-Pins!

Stumped on what to get your fashionista boss? If she is anything like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada (for your sake, I hope not), she will adore these diamond push-pins.

They will make any boring push-pin board sparkle like Edward. Just don't be surprised if they start dissappearing; they look so real!

Just a little ice to spice up any boring board. Brought to you by GirlGiftFinder.

Calling all Jurassic Park Lovers...It's a Girl Triceratops!

So I know I have been slacking on the posts, but it is my birthday month. Plus it is healthy to do your own shopping once in awhile.

While at Universal Studios for part of my obnoxious birthday bash, I picked up this guy, Hatch-N-Grow Dinosaur Egg. Why? One I love Jurassic Park and two, it is just so intriguing. Any friend who is a fan of dinosaurs (those are the coolest type of friends by the way) deserves to grow one.

Mine is still sitting in its box. Only because I'm gathering twigs and sticks to create the perfect nest to rest this delicate egg in and then I intend to sit on it for a few days; have to get the real effect of birthing a dinosaur duh.

Yes, the sugar from birthday cake went to my brain. Ouch!

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Optimistic Head (And I like it!)...

Instead of seeing grey skies, you will be walking on clouds. This EFM designed umbrella is the perfect gift for the Endless Optimist who let's face it sees clouds everyday anyhow.

They should hand out troves of this baby to everyone who lives in Seattle, since 1) it is always raining there, and 2) it has one of the highest suicidal rates.

Send a few to your friends and/or loved ones that recently moved to rain-heavy cities from California (80 degree weather in December, not to brag). They would greatly appreciate it. I know I would. Then again, the only way I'm leaving this weather is by kidnap, death, or abduction.