You'll Never Look at Calamari the Same...

For the roommate who takes ridiculously long showers, I present the Squid shower holder! For $35.00, your roommate will have a blast untangling one product to the next and enjoyably increasing your water bill by slightly. Well, it is better than the television showers that are on the market! Could you imagine watching a full length feature in the shower? Prune hands for sure; you can guarantee you will be walking out of there looking like your Nana.

Plus, with Squidy's beady eyes and bright red coloring you can't but help adopt him into the family. Now, if only he can pay the rent so you can excuse your water-absorbing roomie for good. We'll keep our fingers crossed that it happens.  

For a Love that Goes Kaboom!

Candles that can't be blown out, so last year. Sparklers as candles, can you say, "death trap?" Dynamite-inspired candle sticks are where's it at. Just imagine how wonderful of a mother you will look pulling a cake out that has semi-realistic dynamite candles on it for your 2-year old son. One thing's for sure, everyone will be rushing to get through the Happy Birthday song that much quicker. 

I definitely think this is a crafty, hilarious gift to be given boyfriend to girlfriend, vice versa, or maybe to a sadistic friend of yours. These $6.99 dynamite candles from Perpetual Kid are sure to bring the laughs, screams, and big birthday boy/girl puffs. Nobody wants to see what happens when the sparkler goes down-- just in case.

Okay, GirlGiftFinder is off to look at same ancient, shiny gifts at the museum. Hint to the wise, you can never go wrong with gold.  

 

My Apologies, GirlGiftFinder has been Mucho Busy

My deepest apologies for leaving you too long without any great gift ideas. You see I got employed (woo hoo!) as a copywriter for this new daily deal site called SaverTime (it launches mid-April). And have been rigorously writing to get it all up and ready in time.

Okay so let's get back to finding your loved ones that perfect gift they will love, since birthdays are sort of an annual thing.   

O la la! Gift this elegant Poodles for a classy friend who always seems to have Paris on the mind. <cough> me<cough> Salt-N-Pepa shakers never looked so pompously adorable. Only $48 at Jonathan Adler to give some much needed puppy-charm to any dining room table. "Shake it like, a Poodle Salt Shaker!"

On a side note, a family friend has a white Poodle, literally the smartest dog I have ever played with. She would leave the room, you would hide her toy, tell her to come back into the room and look for her toy. That poodle would sniff it out of anywhere- couch, magazines, behind the TV! Girl was gifted or had x-ray vision, not 100% sure.

Not Too Late for a Fake Winter NYE

If your only seeing rain, order some Insta-Snow to make your holidays (or NYE) more authentic. The kids will love this fake snow to have a fake snow fight with. I have one question, does it taste like snow?

Also, even with fake snow, if it's yellow, let it mellow (aka don't touch). Reindeer have to pee somewhere, just kidding, it's Santa's loaded bladder from all that milk he drank yesterday.

I kid, I kid. Get this snow to create a magical winter wonderland for the kids, or the romantic in your life. I haven't tested this product out personally, so send all your hate mail somewhere else if it does not come out wonderfully.

Think Playing Golf is Hard; This is Harder

Even Tiger Woods would have a hard time with this Golf Globe. The Challenge? Put the golfball on the tee. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong, so hard to do!

An old coworker owned this game, and he admitted to never being able to complete the challenge.

Spoiler Alert: One person was able to do it (I wasn't there so I'm not in total belief of this story) by flipping it over and back as swiftly as possible.

Good luck, sport fanatics!

Willa Wonka Would Be Proud. For the Augustus Gloop In Your Life

This gigantic gummy bear, brought to you by Vat19, is sure to delight any fan of Willa Wonka, food, and/or laughing. It weighs half a pound (like a small delicious baby) and is 4 inches tall, not including the handy dandy stick that makes it easy to devour.

Christmas might be over, but this gummy bear is the best kind of birthday gift-- funny and delicious. Pineapple flavor would be my preference. Yes, I'm that girl that eats all the white gummy bears from the candy dish. Astro is an amazing idea: two bites of cherry until you work your way to green apple, definitely for the adventurist types.

Buy a ton to fill up your favorite peacock candy dish. Ha ha!

The Stapler, IT'S ALIVE!

MUUUUUHAHAHA!!!

Liven up your office space with InAnimate Stickers for lots of laughs. With only $4 dollars, you get 2 sheets of eyes, noses, mouths for mugs, staplers, tape dispensers,etc.

Can you imagine all the story telling you can distract yourself with? "I'm sorry I can't work right now because my stapler, Stanley, refuses to be anywhere near my tape dispenser, Tammy, because she flirted with my scissors, Sean." DRAMA!

Now you don't need to call in sick or stay unemployed to watch daytime soap operas; instead kill your stapler then bring back your stapler as your mug's brother he never knew he had who is also married to the sexy calculator who slept with his brother mug while he was fake dead. Already confused? Yea, me too! Just go with the flow. Also, makes a great gift for a coworker with a great sense of humor.

For the Fashionista Coworker...Diamond Push-Pins!

Stumped on what to get your fashionista boss? If she is anything like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada (for your sake, I hope not), she will adore these diamond push-pins.

They will make any boring push-pin board sparkle like Edward. Just don't be surprised if they start dissappearing; they look so real!

Just a little ice to spice up any boring board. Brought to you by GirlGiftFinder.

Calling all Jurassic Park Lovers...It's a Girl Triceratops!

So I know I have been slacking on the posts, but it is my birthday month. Plus it is healthy to do your own shopping once in awhile.

While at Universal Studios for part of my obnoxious birthday bash, I picked up this guy, Hatch-N-Grow Dinosaur Egg. Why? One I love Jurassic Park and two, it is just so intriguing. Any friend who is a fan of dinosaurs (those are the coolest type of friends by the way) deserves to grow one.

Mine is still sitting in its box. Only because I'm gathering twigs and sticks to create the perfect nest to rest this delicate egg in and then I intend to sit on it for a few days; have to get the real effect of birthing a dinosaur duh.

Yes, the sugar from birthday cake went to my brain. Ouch!

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Optimistic Head (And I like it!)...

Instead of seeing grey skies, you will be walking on clouds. This EFM designed umbrella is the perfect gift for the Endless Optimist who let's face it sees clouds everyday anyhow.

They should hand out troves of this baby to everyone who lives in Seattle, since 1) it is always raining there, and 2) it has one of the highest suicidal rates.

Send a few to your friends and/or loved ones that recently moved to rain-heavy cities from California (80 degree weather in December, not to brag). They would greatly appreciate it. I know I would. Then again, the only way I'm leaving this weather is by kidnap, death, or abduction.

Say "Happy Birthday" to GirlGiftFinder With These Champagne Glasses!

Today is a great day. Not because it is my birthday and Benjamin Pratt's, but because I get to share with you these really cool, modern champagne glasses.

Liquid bubbly will never taste the same. Plus, the glasses look much more stable than typical thin stemmed glasses. This gift is definitely meant for the friend that always be spilling wine and champagne all ova the carpet and couch. Party fowl!

Since these champagne glasses look like blocks of ice, after a night of consistent toasting, you can then use it on your forehead the next morning to cure your pounding hangover. Win-win!

Take a Stab at Making a Rose Uglier

For me, I would win first place at that competition. For the artist in your life, it's easy breezy. Grab some chalk and go crazy on MoMA's chalkboard vase.

If this vase (vahse, for you proper types) gets in the wrong hands, it could get dirty/entertaining. Then again, it could be really cute if used to propose. Just place the ring on the stem in between the vase and the rose. Wow, I know what you are thinking, "GirlGiftFinder has the best ideas!"

Yes, yes I do. And you are welcome to steal them as long as you promise to leave a comment on how great it turned it out.

The Best Kind of Peacocking...Lollipop Peacock Holder

This Jonathan Adler Lollipop Peacock Holder is fashionable and delectable. Not only is it a social centerpiece, but it is creative as well. Finally, you can decorate your own peacock with a range of colors.

The price tag of $98 is pretty steep, but it is the most interesting candy dish I have seen in awhile. This is a great gift for those looking to add modern art into their home.

Plus, why stop at lollipops? I would put corndogs, kabobs, cigarettes, and anything else that comes on a stick in this peacock. It would definitely be the unhealthiest peacock on the block.

Darth Vader Would Have Flipped...Darth Vader Spatula!

Darth Vader Spatula. Photo Courtesy of Williams-Sonoma

And I thought Williams-Sonoma was a serious brand! This geekery is laughable. Debatable if Darth Vader would actually like this product- on one side, it is an honor; on another, you flip pancakes on his face. Either way, the Star Wars fanatic in your life will love it.

They really should come out with a set- Chewbacca Spatula, C3PO Balloon Whisk, R2D2 Ladle, & Yoda Pie Cake Server. It could be a hit! I would be the first in line to buy it for my dad...not me, of course. My favorite characters are the Ewoks anyhow. Stop judging. It could be worse, three words: Jar Jar Binks.

Cozy Kitty

Every cat deserves this cute, little nook to rest their eyes and dream of Mice Popsicles this season. I'm not going to lie here, I am not the biggest fan of cats; more of a dog lover, lucky for me, dogs come in kitten sizes nowadays. This cabin would be oh-so-cute for a miniature chihuahua, Yorkshire, or pig. Paris Hilton, here's looking at you and your thousands of pets.

Purchase this cardboard cabin at ModCloth to give your kitty the must-needed vacation time he or she deserves (you know cause being a cat and laying around all day is hard work).

On a personal note, I had a cat growing up; he was the most selfish pet on the planet. If he were alive today, he would walk into this spacious cabin and snobbishly purr, "eh, but where's the fireplace?" Bitch.

Stay Classy...Basketball Cufflinks

All It Needs is a Kobe Signature.

Created by Etsy user, qacreate, these fantastic cufflinks will let you look professional at work while still thinking about the game. Player play! The only thing that could get you that much closer to the game would be mini live televisions inserted into cufflinks...maybe someday. Till then, keep calm by rubbing your sophisticated cufflinks. Feel the basketball texture; take a whiff of the genuine leather. Ah, satisfying.

Quilt of Beer Pong Stains, One-Night Hook-ups, and So Much More



This College Quilt is a great reminder of some good times- some hazy.

 At CampusQuilt, you can finally get the sappy sentimentalist in your family (aka my mom)something extremely personalize and very nostalgic reminding- a quilt made out of your old college shirts, hoodies, ties, or even jeans! They can sew it all!

I just ordered one for myself (I know I'm being selfish again) to get rid of all my $40 dollar UCSB hoodies that I don't wear anymore. I would donate them, but they have shrunk to little kid sizes and little kids don't go to college last time I checked. The amazing Doogie Howser not included.

For parents, this is a great gift to surprise your kid with after their first quarter or semester in college. Include it in a care package during Finals week and your kid will literally tear up for the sentiment. All the high school shirts he or she left behind transformed into a college blanky, plus it cleans out more closet space. Score!

How to Ace Every Test...Use Flavorful Scented Pens!

Not only is this a treat for the person using the pen, but for his or her teacher and fellow classmates. Instead of the smell of BO filling the intense test taking room (most students don't shower before taking an exam. You know who you are), there will be Sugar Plum, Cinnamon, Gingerbread, and Candy Cane dancing in the noses of every test taker. 

Purchase these Holiday scented pens for teachers, writers, or as stocking stuffers.

You can't go wrong with something that smells amazing.

Tom Selleck, Watch Out!

Mustaches are taking over; mustache parties are the new party trend among college students or alumnus that can't seem to escape their college days or maybe they existed during the era of my parents, either way, be prepared. Fingerstache allows you to be the life of the party where ever you go. Bored at work? FINGERSTACHE! Waiting in line at the grocery store? FINGERSTACHE! Awkward silence at Christmas dinner? FINGERSTACHE! Ridiculousness has never been so appropriate.

My personal favorite is the Pringles looking one. Eh, the Yosemite Sam-looking one would trump them all if it were ginger.

The Selfish Gift...Baking Kits!

Whether it is whoopie pies, doughnuts, or even the traditional cupcakes, Sur La Table offers some incredible baking kits for that passionate baker you know that keeps you fat and happy. Everyone has a friend or family member that always has something brewing in the oven that creates a delicious waft in the house that cancels out any disgusting pet odors.

In honesty, this is a bit of a selfish gift- he or she bakes, and you eat. It doesn't get any better than this. To add a twist, make a date of it. You give it, you bake it, and the giftee eats it. This is especially cute in regards to couples.

Word of caution, give this gift to your giftee when you two are alone; otherwise, you will have family you didn't even know come out of the woodwork begging for a taste.